Two weeks ago was my forty-seventh birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway.
I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say “Happy Birthday,” and probably have a present for me. She didn't even say “Good Morning,” alone any “Happy Birthday.” I thought, “Well, that's wives for you. Maybe the children will remember.” The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.
When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, “Good morning boss, Happy Birthday.” So I felt a little better; that someone had remembered.
I worked until noon. Then Janet knocked on my door and said, “You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me.” I said, “You know, that's the best thing I've heard all day. Let's go.” We went to lunch and didn't go where we normally go; we went out into the country to a little private place. We had a couple of martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, “You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't really need to go back to the office, do we?”
I said, “No, I guess not.” Then She said, “Let's go to my apartment.” After arriving at her apartment she said, “Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable.” “Sure,” I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and about 5 minutes later, came out carrying a big birthday cake, Followed by my wife..... children and several of our friends.
And Yup.........All were singing.........Ha
“HaPPy Birthday”
And there I sat ...NaKeD... on the couch .... bullshit secretary
I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say “Happy Birthday,” and probably have a present for me. She didn't even say “Good Morning,” alone any “Happy Birthday.” I thought, “Well, that's wives for you. Maybe the children will remember.” The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.
When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, “Good morning boss, Happy Birthday.” So I felt a little better; that someone had remembered.
I worked until noon. Then Janet knocked on my door and said, “You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me.” I said, “You know, that's the best thing I've heard all day. Let's go.” We went to lunch and didn't go where we normally go; we went out into the country to a little private place. We had a couple of martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, “You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't really need to go back to the office, do we?”
I said, “No, I guess not.” Then She said, “Let's go to my apartment.” After arriving at her apartment she said, “Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable.” “Sure,” I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and about 5 minutes later, came out carrying a big birthday cake, Followed by my wife..... children and several of our friends.
And Yup.........All were singing.........Ha
“HaPPy Birthday”
And there I sat ...NaKeD... on the couch .... bullshit secretary
Hahahahaha nice one!